My first exposure to interracial dating was the movie The Bodyguard starring Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston. Kevin Costner of course played a white uptight bodyguard who soon falls in love with a black entertainer (Whitney Houston.) I remember watching and thinking to myself, “Damn, she is hot!”
Though even as a child I remember thinking they looked fucking ridiculous together because she’s this smokin’ hot piece of ass and him a total douche rag. I don’t care how cool I thought the movie Bull Durham was - I’ve always disliked that dude. He’s too plain and I get the idea he’s the type to date rape a woman. When he played Wyatt Earp in the movie Wyatt Earp I wanted to throw my shoe at the screen. The real Wyatt Earp must have been rolling in his grave. That’s like me dying and then Seth Green playing my character.
No. Fuck you.
I’m guessing The Bodyguard was Whitney Houston’s most successful film because her songs “I Have Nothing” and “I Will Always Love You” (Dolly Parton cover) went on to make millions of dollars to which she would later spend on crack cocaine. Shit, even I’ve sang I Will Always Love You at some point in the shower. She had a beautiful voice, but deeper demons she couldn’t control. I wonder if Kevin Costner hit that during filming? This was back when Whitney Houston still had her shit together and I like to believe she’d tell that cracker ass cracker to go fuck himself - even though days before her death I’m sure she would have sucked his Dances w/ Wolves dick for a hit. The bitch is dead and it’s all because of drug use.
That’s sad.
But maybe for the better because who knows how much further down the rabbit hole she would have tumbled? It was just a matter of time until she was caught naked in a dirty hotel room having sex for cash. She was broke, nursing a heavy drug habit and surrounding herself with people who didn’t love her. I read she was fucking the same dude Kim Kardashian filmed her famous porno movie with. Maybe Whitney was thinking a sex tape could be just the thing to revamp her image? Can you imagine a Whitney Houston sex tape?
That black ashy pussy and nappy blown-out pubic hair. Maybe a chicken wing hanging out of it? That wasn’t the same coochie it was back in 1992 when Kevin Costner was trying to worm his way in her panties. 2012 Whitney Houston was a bit more haggard and unfortunately how most will remember her. I’ll remember her for showing me if I think a black woman is attractive - there’s a chance I can sleep with her if I can somehow save her life and take a bullet in the process.
Black bitches love it when you get shot up in their honor.
